My best friend was coming down to the shop Sunday morning and was, like usual, bringing two of his three little ones with. He told me that on the way he went over the “rules of the shop” with his four year old. He nailed them quickly, “the three rules of Matt’s shop are No Running, No Yelling and No Crying.” I think that is the best thing I have ever heard. I want them on the door.
Got a bunch of junk for you today. So, get in your high chair and No Crying.
Kubb o’ Kryptonite…
There is no “party” at the shop this month, but there is an event. We are having a special “sport” night on Tuesday from 5:00 to 8:00. We’ll be playing Kubb in the field next to the shop.
What is Kubb you say? Well, here is the jist, it is a “yard” game created by the Vikings nearly a 1000 years ago and may or may not have involved heads and bones of fallen enemies. Called Viking Chess, the game involves you tossing small wooden mallets and attempting to knock down opponents Kubbs, small wood markers, and eventually a King in the middle of the playing field. There is, as with any game, a progression of play in how you go about knocking stuff down and eventually winning, or losing.
I have played and can honestly say it is a blast. A long time friend and fellow hockey enthusiast showed me the game and taught me the rules a few weeks ago. I will be there and encourage anyone looking for a nice lazy night out to come down to the shop. Rules explanations and play will take place from 5:00 to 9:00 and we will have drink specials all night. For more information, check out the Cityview article at www.dmcityview.com/2010/08/05/arts/locker.html
More sports you say, well sure…
3XW anyone?…
This coming Friday is Cloberpalooza at the Des Moines Social Club and first bell is 7:30. There are a few great matches on the card that I’m looking forward to, but maybe none more than the Heavyweight Championship Match. Gage Octane is taking on Champion Rory Fox. I have nothing against Rory, he seems like a nice enough guy, but I would love to see Gage take that championship. Octane has been wrestling for some time and is a mainstay of the Gentleman’s Club. Octane is an fantastic heel and we all know wrestling is better when a villain has the title.
Other matches of interest include some women’s wrestling, several tag team matches (one a defense of the Tag Championship by the Gentleman’s Club Members Casanova and Delicious Devin Carter) and what should be a great match between Jimmy Rockwell and the Laotian Sensation Ricky Kwong – he is seriously good.
We have presale tickets at the shop right now. Only $12 ($15 at the door) and kids are only $6 and they are benefiting “Shoes That Fit,” a charity endeavor that gets needy kids shoes. $1.00 of every ticket purchased will directly to the charity. Wrestling, Beer and helping others… um, that is a good night out.
Even more Sports?…
You need a Cup o’ Kryptonite hockey Jersey? I thought so. Doesn’t everyone? You have two weeks to special order yours. I have our team’s coming in this week and they will be hanging in the shop with the price (which I don’t have 100% ironed out yet as my printer does not have an invoice for me yet.) Sizes are from Small to XXL and they run a little big (they are hockey jerseys!) Take a look and see what you think, if you want one, there will be a procedure for putting in a pre-order. They look pretty sharp.
Enough of that stuff…
On to the part where comics are demonized for political gain!…
As most people know, I am not shy with a political opinion. I don’t necessarily feel I am right 100% of the time (just 95%), but I do know when I see Bull Sh#T in politics.
As was reported last week on Bleedingcool.com, there is a Democrat, Nancy King, who is running for Maryland State Senate. Her main campaign theme is Education. Most people think education is important and it is tough to have a real villain when getting people to support you on this subject. So, who better to demonize then those old whipping dogs Comic Books!!
Here is a link to a picture of her direct mailing. It is funny that this comes right after I mentioned the studies of a Canadian group showing benefits of comics. Guess I guess Nancy didn’t get that study. I also guess Nancy is a [REMOVED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE LEARNED IN COMIC BOOKS.] This is doubly funny if you get my e-mails with pictures, because last week I sent a picture of kids burning comic books back in the 1950’s. Yes, burning comic books! Just like the Nazis did with books, ‘cause see they were real bad for yah and ‘cause they caused you to want to murder your families… or something like that.
Hey, but what do I know, I got a public education and still read comics. OH, but at least I’m not an uninformed fear mongering whore.
Ronnie’s Reviews…
Some quick reviews from sometimes fired, sometimes re-hired, but nearly always hard working Ronnie.
Batman #702
This is the second and final part of Grant Morrison (story) and Tony Daniels’ (art) bridge between R.I.P. and Final Crisis. It makes a few plot points clearer, while advancing the story, rather than rehashing. Grant does his Grant-thing, which is letting you think you are getting it, then completely changing the game on you. He makes you come up with complicated theories to explain what you just saw, then delivers answers the next issue that are simple, yet close to brilliant. This is also Tony Daniels’ second attempt at inking his own pencils, which I think is making his work much more dynamic, and I am really liking where he is going. Everything feels like it is moving with lots of sketchy lines and hatching, yet still has his trademark clean detail work. A great addition to Grant Morrison’s epic Batman story. 4 1/2 stars
Scalped #40
The first six pages of this issue demonstrate the combination of Jason Aaron’s (story) and R.M. Guera’s (art) mastery on displaying the intensity of human emotion. Nearly every panel will make you feel something. …man, those faces… This issue shows many of the main players at the lowest points of their lives, and you feel it with them.
This is one of the best issues yet of possibly one of the best series ever. If you are not reading it, you are seriously missing out. Pick up issue 35 for a one shot to demonstrate this titles ability to kick you in the gut (Matt – one of the two best comics I’ve read this year.), then read the rest in a rabid fervor. If this series gets canceled, I am quitting comics. 5 stars.

















