Back from C2E2, and bursting with new ideas and information.

Anyone ever read Garth Ennis’s Just a Pilgrim? Crazy post apocalyptic violent (shock) wackiness about a scripture reciting Mad Max like super soldier who leads a group of survivors through the Atlantic dessert. (It’s Garth Ennis and that is the tame explanation of the series.) Well, in it there are all these mutant creatures and one of them infects (actually impregnates) one of the wanderers and he begins to grow large – basically a head, little arms and legs and a big round torso. THAT is how my head feels right now, just about ready to burst with info.
I went to Diamond’s retailer summit and learned tons of great new ideas for the shop. We will slowly be implementing a lot of new stuff and doing a lot more events and promos with the help of a few companies and groups.
Basically, I don’t want to do things the same as I have. Below are a few of the things I’m going to do with help from my staff, friends and partners… and hopefully you.
I was in a presentation about online marketing (which we do not do enough of and will be changing soon, like later this week) and the shop owner said he was close to going out of business, when he decided to just throw caution to the wind. Started doing more promo events and crazy stunts and increased his business so that now, a few years removed, his shop is very successful.
I don’t know what the future holds, but while I’m doing this the least we can do is have some fun while we are doing it. So, here is the first idea…
Hellboy in Mexico on Cinco de Mayo!!…
We will be celebrating the victory of the Mexican Army over the French on the 5th of May, Cinco de Mayo, when Hellboy in Mexico comes out from Dark Horse. I will have exact details next week, but the long and short of it will include, like the comic book, drinking and wrestling. The comic has Hellboy teaming with a group of luchadors and fighting some evil or something. Doesn’t really matter, ‘cause it is drawn by one of the greatest artists in comics history, Richard Corben and it has Hellboy and Wresting in Mexico!!

We are going to have FREE Mexican Beer and wrestling on in the shop. We are going to get you to sign up for the BPRD! We are going to have virgin margaritas for the non-drinkers and the kids! We hope to have some signed stuff, some free stuff and some cool stuff – all from Dark Horse – to give away! We will have fun, damn it!
This is a go, but I need to hear from Dark Horse officially before it is set in stone (hopefully a creapy Inca sacrificial stone!) So mark it on the calendar:
Hellboy in Mexico on Cinco de Mayo!
6:00-9:00, May 5th
Free Beer, Virgin Margaritas and Wrestling!
Soon, more, on Facebook…
I want to use social networking better then we have we have in the past. We will be doing this – once old guy Johnson gives up his fear of technology and embraces his new robot overloads. We will be doing daily (or near daily) Twitter specials with special magic words to get you discounts. We are going to have a much enhanced approach to Mybook or is it Facespace… obviously, this will take a bit of effort.
Your Source for Kids Books…
We are going to be THE source for Kids Comics in Des Moines. I already think we have as good a selection as anyone in the metro, but we can do so much more. You might say, “big whoop, I don’t read that kid crap. Give me my Bendis book and shut up shop owner.” …and you would be wrong for many a reason, but specifically because of two. Kids are the future of our industry and Tiny Titans out sells Amazing Spider-man in our shop!!

If we as an industry do not start marketing better to kids you can kiss this stupid comic thing goodbye. I heard from several companies about “digital comics being so good for our industry.” I still don’t believe that line of crap, but kids still like comics and will always like them, even if they have computer chips in them. There is something inherently awesome about comics, especially to kids. Have you ever seen a little kid get handed a comic and seen their eyes light up? It is GREAT and one of the sustaining reasons for continuing with this mad idea of a coffee and comic shop.
I will get more comics into the hands of kids this year, it is my vow!
Also, I got a sketch from Art Baltazar this weekend and his line was longer than that of Gene Ha, Guy Davis and Adam Hugh’s combine!! Art was very happy to hear that we are selling more Tiny Titans then Spider-man. He was shocked and amazed and then drew me a picture of Coffee Guy Darkside. It will be on the wall in the coming weeks.
A couple Big SHOUT Outs!!
So, the con and summit has me re-energized and that is a good thing I think. (Probably less so for my wife and the lawn which needs to be mowed. Sorry Carolyn and neighbor Jonah, but isn’t the purple clover look so nice?)

I want to personally thank DC and Dark Horse, Avatar, Boom, Dynamite and IDW and a big thanks to Diamond Distribution. All of them were really helpful in having a two way street for information exchange, Especially Dark Horse.
Scott Allie, editor extraordinaire of BPRD and a dozen other great Dark Horse books, personally sat and talked to me for over a half hour about marketing opportunities for Dark Horse books. He is a great guy and a champion of the medium.
Other news…
So, in other news, there was some stuff announced. I can’t even begin to get into all the announcements that were released by the companies this weekend. There is literally an internet’s worth of announcements from nearly every company. If comics sold as well as there were announcements for them, I would have a gold plated bar in my basement, but I do not. So, I just wish the heads of the industry would work a little better to promote rather than announce. I want my gold plated bar people!
Seriously, if you want all the info, go look at BleedingCool, Newsarama, or Comicbookresources dot com. They have all the goods. Then, when you are done, come back to me and order them all. Gold… Plate… eh, screw it, I’ll just take my own personal bottle of 36 year Glenfiddich scotch. Mmmm, 36 year scotch……. Sorry, where were we, oh right other news…
“Bone is bad,” says idiot…
You might have missed this one in the din of crazy over the weekend, but I didn’t because it is SO amazingly stupid. A Minnesota mother (I thought all Minnesotans were good people, guess not) is trying to get Bone banned from her kid’s school! Yes, Bone, I did not stutter. Probably one of the best kids books ever published (and good enough for adults too) has some alcohol use and gambling and some “suggested sexual overtones.” Lady, what are you freak’n talking about? Have you watched network TV? Have you watched the crap or seen what they wear on the Disney Channel? Have you gone to a “kid’s” movie? HAVE YOU READ YOUR BIBLE?!!?
There is NOTHING wrong with Bone and we, adult comic readers, could be so lucky that all our books were as good as this filthy, filthy trash. I was in such a good mood too. Read more here:
www.comicsreporter.com/index.php/minnestora_parent_objects_to_bones_drinking_smoking_gambling_sexiness_revie/
speaking of idiots…
Also from the land of stupid, yep, I’m speaking of the Tea Party! You knew it was only a matter of time someone caught this on documented film, but Captain America has joined the Tea Party!
Bleedingcool has the pictures:
www.bleedingcool.com/2010/04/16/captain-america-shows-up-at-tea-party/
No, fear not, it is not the REAL Captain America. This is just a fat loser who doesn’t understand politics, the nation he lives in or, more than likely, the religion he practices. Dude, first thing…. Oh, forget it.
In Review…
I read Brightest Day this morning and I did not hate it. I actually, kind-of liked it. Am I sick? I’ve been feeling a little ill lately, but it might be all the caffeine and coffee I’ve been pouring down my head.

You need to know that this is the direct off shoot from Blackest Night, sort-of the what happens after all the craziness that went on in that. What can be garnered story-wise from this first issue is that Deadman (now very much alive) is going to be, we think, a lightning rod for these formerly dead, now living characters and the stories they have to tell.
The first issue looked at all of these characters Aquaman (and Mera), Digger Harkness (Captain Boomerang), Hawkman and Hawkgirl, Maxwell Lord, Martian Manhunter, Jade (daughter of the original Green Lantern), Firestorm, Osiris (kind-of Kid Black Adam), Hawk and Dove and Sinestro.
The book had a feel of an anthology and the whole time I read it I kept being reminded that there is no such thing as a bad character, just writers who can’t write well or can’t write a character well. I am slowly reading Miracleman, which is being lent to me by one of my favorite customers. This was a dumpy British Captain Marvel rip off from the 1950’s and Alan Moore (and later Neil Gaimen) took it over and wrote some amazing stories with this character.
The same goes for a character like Superman. Regarded as one of the true greats, now being written by James Robinson, super writer of Starman! This is going to be fantastic right? WRONG!
That is how I’m approaching this book and think you should too. There are enough good big characters to drive it, but enough little or obscure ones that a good writer could do some interesting things to, too. I’m actually going to give it a chance and, though I’m not giving it a Highest Possible Recommendation, it is going to get read every other week, which is when it comes out.
By the way, buy issue one (the one that came out last week was issue zero) and get a free White Lantern ring.

Don’t forget, Free Comic Book Day is May 1st. More on that next week!