So, anything happen last week?
Yeah. Pretty amazing, huh? I was shocked too. We’ve come close a couple times, but I think they might finally do it. All these year’s we’ve talked about sweet it would be… what it would be like and now… … … We aren’t thinking about the same thing, are we??
I’m thinking about the Vancouver Canucks being up two games to nothing over the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup final. That is has been 40 years since the franchise… What did you think I was thinking about?
OH, DC being a complete knobs and scaring the living be-jebus out of everyone? Right!! I knew that. OH, you are still scared, well, allow me to bring you slightly up to speed, provide a slew of links and calm some fears.
The End of The DCU, Like You Knew…
Last Tuesday DC Comics sent out an e-mail to their “comic retail partners” from Senior Vice President of Sales Bob Wayne. In this e-mail they announced they would be embarking on a historic publishing initiative in a few months and would be” re-launching the entire DC Universe” post Flashpoint with 52 new number one issues, ALL in September!
The letter continues saying:
“In addition, the new #1s will introduce readers to a more modern, diverse DC Universe, with some character variations in appearance, origin and age. All stories will be grounded in each character’s legend – but will relate to real world situations, interactions, tragedy and triumph.
This epic event will kick off on Wednesday, August 31st with the debut of a brand new JUSTICE LEAGUE #1, which pairs Geoff Johns and Jim Lee, together for the first time. (Yes, this is the same week as FLASHPOINT #5.)
We think our current fans will be excited by this evolution, and that it will make jumping into the story extremely accessible to first-time readers – giving them a chance to discover DC’s characters and stories.”
Yeah, I’ll admit it, scared the holy living crap out of me too. There is additional stuff in the letter, but for the most part it is retailer mumb-jumbo, self congratulatory crap and the typical “aren’t we so great” comic BS… oh and the point about going digital day and date, meaning you can just download your comics from DC rather than buying them from your friendly neighborhood comic retailer… Uh,Yeah, I was spitting nails.
The Internet Breaks in Half…
I wasn’t alone in my shock and dismay. It is my understanding the popular site Bleeding Cool (pretty much the only site I rely on for rumor, news and comic stuff) had the highest traffic ever and actually shut it down for a very brief period.
Of course, comic fans being the level headed batch we are we sat back and waited for details we were sure to get any day… … … NO, of course we didn’t sit idly by and wait for details, we freaked the *%$# out!! Rumor started swirling almost instantaneously. It was a complete reboot and we had all been betrayed by those monsters, and we were sure of it! It was a Heroes Reborn/without the Heroes Return, It was Zero Hour/but without Green Arrow shooting Hal Jordan in the heart to save everything, It was the reversal of the first Crisis, It was a restart, It was a REBOOT, it was… … … Well, I read the damn letter four times and… I still can’t tell you what it was they were announcing. (Well, actually I can, now that I’ve read the second letter, but we’ll get to that in a bit.)
It is both exactly what you should do and shouldn’t do to announce a major event. It got the buzz they wanted, obviously, everyone was talking about it (including the USA Today.) However, scaring the living hell out of long time fans is not such a good idea in my opinion. But then, how does the news relate any story now a days… scare the living day lights out of you, that is how.
What DC failed to do was give enough details to make a calm easy transition into whatever it is they are going to be doing. They sounded like they were going to throw the baby out with the bathwater and they can not think – in any way – it wouldn’t have been taken that way. However, the more we are finding out, what DC has planned is very much what Marvel has done several times, by re-launching some titles at number one to garner a hefty jump in sales… just, well, DC is doing it ALL at once, ALL in September. What was that about a baby and something?
The Second Letter…
So, I mentioned a second letter. I’m going to get to that and then I’m going to tell you what I think all this means.
In this second e-mail, Bob Wayne goes into a lot of specifics as to how retailers are going to have a lot of backing from DC on this proposed publishing initiative including types of incentives, returns and discounts – I liked this very much. I’ve always trusted DC to have my back, so, when I felt like they blindsided me and were going to radically alter things… well, this is helping.
It also alleviated a bunch of fears on digital day and date. Pricing is not going to compete with us; the brick and mortar shop (at least for now) and could be a way for us to get YOU reader copies if you come and sit in the shop. Might also be a way to get back issues that DC doesn’t have in stock. I know, I know, I hate digital comics too and think they are filled with all of the evil of hell, but the major publishing idiots hate paper – HATE IT – and all and every one of them has a special phone that does everything including feed your pet. None of them have a comic book collection and not a one of them reads unless it is on a stinking digital device – they also are actually reptiles and eat babies, or so I’ve heard. So, show them they are wrong and send them a nasty e-mail, don’t yell at me.
This other e-mail also made slight mentions of content. This is what the content section had to say:
We know that you want more details on the creative teams and their title-by-title assignments for the launch. . (And by the way, let me just reiterate this point: this is the launch of the New DCU. It is not a “reboot.” I think you will soon discover why that is.) We will send you an e-mail with more creative details next week, as a teaser in advance of the solicitation copy for Previews going live on the 13th.
Obviously, the most important think in this being… IT IS NOT A REBOOT!!!
Let me repeat that for the third time… It is NOT A REBOOT. There are going to be changes, yes, but we know that would come at any point in superhero storytelling anyway. Take a step back away from the ledge on the roof, come back inside.
What are we looking at then? Well, I think we are jumping over Heroes Reborn and going straight to Heroes Return. Something is going to happen in Flashpoint (personally not my bag, but I’ve heard a lot of positive reviews from customers) and something will give the NÜ DCU (like the umlauts?) a way to filter in. Perhaps there will be a counter earth where President Man-Beast resides? OR Perhaps not?
Am I happy about it, not really. I totally disagree with the how this was done and feel we have seen this MANY times in the past, especially from DC. I know, but this is the NÜ DCU. Well, it was a new DC back after Crisis on Infinite Earths and a new DC after Zero Hour and a new DC after One Year Later. I don’t even want to start listing out all the “nothing will ever be the same” storylines, that would take forever, just for DC.
What concerns me more about this is some of the side stuff that is filtering out. Like some of the stories about creative teams pitching against other teams… and not knowing they were in competition. The new Look DCU and how many costumes are changing, not for an actual legit reason, but because the women of the NÜ DCU will not have exposed legs or skirts anymore. Why? This isn’t reality, or have some of us forgotten that?
I’m going to send you to Bleeding Cool now. I have a great page saved to start with. It has a slew of links to posts they have put up about nearly everything I have written about and much, much more. Find it here: http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/02/dc-relaunch-roundup-dont-call-it-a-comeback/.
If you go to the main BC page you can look for all the announced titles or head to the DC Source Blog spot for more.
But, What do you REALLY think?…
DO NOT STOP THE NUMBERING OF DETECTIVE AND ACTION COMICS!!!!!
Seriously, the point, the reason, the existence of DC is its consistent reliable quality, not always flashy, but you knew there would be an issue of Action Comics or Detective, Superman or Batman out every month… except when they got gimmicky and put a big toothed high falutten Hollywood type on the book (cough) Dick Donner (cough).
I think the execs of these superhero companies REALLY need to tell good stories and rely on that as the driving force for their industry. They need to cut back, not increase the level they are publishing at and they need to stop gimmicking and tinkering with sh!t.
Dark Horse publishes about 4% of the industry, but more than doubles the quality of out-put BOTH of the big two do with 80% plus of the industry.
Why is it a bad idea to take the motto “Less is more” to heart?
Are there 52 characters that deserve a number one issue? Obviously, not all of these are going to get a second… are they!!?!! Are there 52 creative teams in DC, or is Geoff Johns going to write them all? Even Bendis doesn’t do that, though it seems like it sometimes.
I could go on and on and on… instead, here are some links to similar thoughts…
Go Check this out (on Jimmy Palmiotti’s site Listen to Jimmy) for a funny and accurate rant, using The Fuehrer as a back drop.
Want more ranting… Ronnie found a GREAT write up by a couple of hooligans at http://chronicinsomniashow.blogspot.com/2011/06/hibbs-commandments.html?zx=44d75d305a6a2694
Read it and know how I really feel!! Because they nail it to the wall like Martin Luthor.
Oh, but we really want to know how you feel…
Okay. Go find a copy of I Need That Record! a documentary about the local Record Shop and how they are disappearing across America. When you hear the word “record” substitute it for “Comic Book.” It is a fantastic representation of what the local specialty business owner goes through AND it is great for information on the horrible industry of music. There are a lot of similarities.
Comic Illuminati…
There is another Comic Illuminati up at the http://www.youtube.com/user/SouthSiderStudios. When you watch it, you need to understand when we shot this it was some time in the past. (Mike went and got married – finally – obviously, he has been a little busy.) We know so much more… and really don’t know much at all. It was funny to watch this, think about all the NÜ DCU stuff and what do we really know… go watch it and enjoy.
If you have ideas or questions for us to answer on the next Illuminati, send them in. Mike and I will have more time this summer and a few good ideas to put in for new episodes to come.
Tia’s review of X-Men First Class…
If you’ve ever talked to me about my feelings towards the new X-Men movie “X-Men: First Class” (and many have), you’d know that I was the resident Negative Nancy…100% positive this would be the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen.
Previews, trailers and leaked clips let me know that the crew at Fox had, once again, thrown ALL comic continuity out the window in favor of a silly, made-up prequel about how Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr met, and how the X-Men were formed. I joyfully pointed out every single continuity, character and team error that I could find in the trailers. So, needless to say, I went to see this movie with the attitude that it might be a silly fun Sci-Fi movie where they showed mutant powers, but CERTAINLY no X-Men movie!
And….I will HAPPILY eat my words now after seeing it this weekend.
As any fan would, I spent the first bit of the movie grumbling about continuity and what was ‘wrong’…but that really didn’t last long, as I become fully engrossed in the film. The movie plays out more like a 1960′s spy movie that just happens to have superheroes in it, rather than a typical ’superhero movie’ like Spiderman. While the story revolves around superpowered characters, there’s an absolutely incredible depth to the story that allows viewers appreciate the characters are actually just PART of the story. They’re simply the main players in a larger plot.
‘First Class’ benefitted immensely from casting proper actors, based on their talent rather than their physical similarities to the characters. James McAvoy acted the HELL out of Charles Xavier, and I dare say I actually preferred him to Patrick Stewart. He managed to capture Xavier’s passion and ‘teacher/mentor’ role that was so present in the early comics (but has waned of late in the comics). I was heartily impressed, as well by the casting of the ‘younger’ mutants. They provided charming quirks to each character that I completely didn’t expect. I particularly enjoyed young Sean Cassidy (Banshee). While his Irish heritage played no part in the film, the actor was adorable and understated.
Another thing First Class got ‘right’, in my opinion was its portrayal of the mutant’s powers. I thought they nailed Banshee’s perfectly, and exactly how I envisioned it. “Cat Beast” was surprisingly spot-on (if you based it off of John Cassady’s artwork on Astonishing X-Men). I appreciated the addition of Angel’s acid spit…something not shown in trailers, and one of my main arguments as to why this movie would be awful.
I was surprised again, at the generally accurate portrayal of Sebastian Shaw and Emma Frost’s powers. They were very, very good villains in this story, and did their jobs very effectively.
Obviously, a few things bugged me – Xavier’s CONSTANT head-touching when he needed to use his powers, and Havok’s strange ‘energy frisbees’…but they really took a back seat to my overall enjoyment.
Listen – I don’t care if you’re just apprehensive, or 100% POSITIVE you’ll hate it…if a die-hard X-fan like me can throw all 616 continuity out the door and enjoy a film, so can you.